The second semi final in the Eurovision kicks off tonight. Although the media bombards me with it, I still don't care. The chelski supporters can care all they want, but I don't give a crap. Unlike them I don't boycott a specific country, I boycott the entire event. Have you heard the songs that win? Here's the winner from 1985. Two Norwegian chicks who can't sing. That more or less sets the standard I'm afraid. This event should go under crime against humanity.
In other music news The Sun gives ronnie a red card when it comes to his music taste. I can understand why. The "thing" loves ricky martin. ricky martin. yes, ricky martin. I thought it was only 15yo girls who just hit puberty and 45yo divorced women who hasn't had sex since they conceeded their fourth child eight years ago that listened to that crap. It's not even good music. It's far from good music.
But, I guess it fits the diver pretty good to listen to ricky martin. It mirrors his personality completely; being a slick cunt that has gone through a full body wax(although it is unnecessary since all the hair he grows in on his scalp) and won't get any facial hair ever. Also add thinks he's the worlds best at what he does and dresses like a girl and you got a match.
I thought I should have another lash at the styling artist Jan Thomas that we all so love and care about. Why is he allowed to show his face in the media? This time it's because a Norwegian comedian apperantly is just as mean and cruel in reality as she is on stage. He says a whole lot more but it can be summariesed with this:
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW
and
Mommy, the woman on stage is mean to me...
That's pretty much how he goes, exchanging mommy with media. If his parents don't want to talk with him I can understand that. I don't mean because he's gay, not at all, but because he's a complete and utter cunt. If my kid behaved like that I would plant my foot so far up his arse that he wouldn't be able to talk. He deserves a good beating, maybe even a fatal one. No matter what he deserves, we all deserve to not be forced to see his face in every website we log into(hence the reason I don't have pics here on my site. I'm all for protecting the vulnerable minds). I wonder if he pays the media to get his face plastered all over it. I wouldn't be one bit surprised if it was true. Can someone please punch him? I would give a reward to those who do it, but it's not legal, so I can't officially announce a reward. Too bad to be honest. It would be a bit amusing though if some kick ass hacker read this and hacked into FBI's database and placed the fucker on the US government most wanted list. They can come and pick him up anytime they want to.
Also happy news to all you Catholics out there; You can have a lot of sex(no protection though) and you can experiment. According to a new book that's been published by a Polish padre in the Catholic church it is vital that married couples have sex to uphold the marriatal bond or something like that. I didn't grasp everything in the article, but it simply says; Catholic church gives green light for sex even just for pleasure. I bet you lot didn't see that one coming, did you? Well, I'm not completely surprised though. According to a mate of mine it is often the most religious girls that are wildest under the covers. It is a bit of a bummer though if she's that kind of girl that only wants to have sex after marriage. Then you can't bail out if the theory is a bit flawed. Well, you can, but it's a bit more paperwork than just "It's over between you and me I'm afraid".
It's weird that the Protestant haven't made a book like "Sex for Protestants" yet. That's a book I'm looking forward to. Compare the accepted sex life of Protestants and Catholics.
Another thing worth mentioning is that the world stopped today. Yup, you might not have noticed it, but it happened. I'm not kidding either. At approxamatly 17:30 CET Google had problems. It was apperantly slow at loading. Gmail and Google Maps were among the parts that struggled. I quote
I'm terrified of how independent I am of Google
Jesus fucking Christ. Google had troubles for an hour or so and you're complaining like the world is about to end. I have yet to check the stock markets all around, but I bet that Dow Jones went down a couple percent when the situation became clear. I wonder how many lost their homes and how many jobs were lost because of Google struggling for an hour, max. I know I use the net a lot, but I'm not crying whenever a site is struggling and twittering to the media out of frustration.
GET A LIFE!
I hope the rest of you will have one until next time.
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