Philosophy

Did I spell philosophy right? Don't see a red line under it, so I guess I probably did. Wehey.

I've been asked what I think is the meaning of life, but I'm not sure what to think of it. Ok, I haven't been asked, but if someone should decide to ask me, I like to be prepared. Those who know me knows that I like to be prepared, sometimes, now and then, once in a while, once a year.... IT HAPPENS!

So what is the meaning of life? Is it get drunk, get a girlfriend(while drunk?), get a house and loan(still drunk?) and kids(must be drunk)? I dunno. I hope the meaning of life is watching Arsenal win the League, FA Cup, Champions League while the kids take the Carling Cup. That would be nice. Maybe some day as I move further into adulthood there will be a revelation to me about what really is the meaning of life, but right now I'll settle for passing that fucking phonetics exam and watch Arsenal win at least the PL.

So, enough philosophy and on to something interesting; my computer is a bitch. Killing the videocard driver whenever it feels like it, going sloooooooooooooooow like me rambling on about something completely stupid, and not letting me defrag it. "What keeps you from throwing the piece of shit out the window?" you might ask. Well, basically, it's because it will be like going from having a leg that hurts every now and then to amputating the thing with a hacksaw while being forced to listen to boybands and republicans ramble on about how Obama is Muslim Communist from Kenya. I three computers here in this house, two desktops and one laptop.

Desktop #1(my private comp): Has decided that it's time to disable the sound card no matter what, disable every .exe file on two hard drives, and Protect every file and folder so that it's impossible to make a back up of all my LEGAL mp3's and other LEGAL downloads.

Desktop #2(crap comp): Runs slower than a turtle through glue and shuts down programs whenever it feels like it. Watching anything more than a movie is to pray for a white Christmas and sanity for those that vote Frp. Any more complicated programs than Word and Firefox(and Media Player every now and then) makes it whine like a 5 yo who has just been denied desert because it thought it was a good idea to throw muddy water on the dog and let it into the living room.

Laptop: I believe I have already explained the problem. So basically this is the lesser of three evils.

Also my WD external Hard Drive has decided that it doesn't want to play anymore and has shut down, and probably need a format if it's ever gonna work again, meaning; 450 gigs of stash removed. Oh joy...

Actually quite interesting

I'm not gonna say much about the Mahrabalah Cash - Arsenal game, simply because the entire game has been overshadowed by what Adebaycunt did in the match. Arseblog sums it up pretty much, and he keeps it somewhat serious too. I don't think I could manage to keep it all that serious. I'd probably ramble on about how he is one of the cuntiest cunts that ever played for Arsenal. Arseblog is right when he ridicules Mahrabalah Cash's manager Mark Hughes for saying

He needs to be cut a little bit of slack given what he has gone through in the last 18 months

He earns £140 000 a week, and if it's true that footballplayers have to pay 50% tax then he still has £70 000 a week times 52 is £3,64 million a year after tax. If I work as much as I can I'll earn roughly £480 a week before tax. He earns £139 520 more than me a week, if I work as much as I can. I don't feel sorry for him one bit, even if he needs to shag Maggie Thatcher once a week. He can play football, and he gets a shitload of money for it. He will get no sympathy from me.

When it comes to Arsenal, despite a 4-2 loss I'm not worried about defense. In the last two matches we've conceeded 6 goals. 1 on penalty(which was just a bit more of a penalty than Eduardo's dive. Shrek showing his standing up abilities yet again), one own goal by Diaby(you're a useless cunt btw) and now 4 goals against Mahrabalah Cash. That game could have gone either way. Arsenal should have been given a penalty when it was 1-1, Adebaycunt should have been sent off before saving a ball on the line at 2-1 and before scoring the 3-1 goal. It just shows that Mark Clattenburgh(or however the blind fucker's name is spelled) needs new contact lenses and a pair of balls. Arsenal had a bundle of chances to get back into the game, but things just didn't go our way. That's the life of football, and this time it was Mahrabalah Cash who had payed the most money to the prostitute we all know as Lady Luck.

On a less important note, it's election here in Norway today. My gut feeling says that things will remain unchanged, simpley because the opposition made a big mess of it the last week, really showing how far away from each other they really are. The 4 opposition parties, Venstre(Left, who isn't on the left but in the centre), KrF(Christian People Party, for Christians and Jews who hate muslims and wants to keep women in the kitchen), Høyre(Right, who is actually on the right side, but they are rarely right(wordplays ftw=D)) and FrP(Progressparty, who isn't for progress, but says they will fill your wallet but they will just empty it like the rest of the bunch, only in a different way).

Venstre (V) and KrF will NEVER co operate with FrP in government and they will probably never support a FrP government. The three parties currently in government will also never accept an FrP government, even if it is together with Høyre(H), thus H and FrP needs over 50% of the seats in the Parliment for FrP to end up in government, provided that they manage to work something out together. I can't see that happening.

KrF's leader, Dagfinn Høybråten, thinks he can be a PM candidate. The only person more disillusioned is Eboue thinking he's the best player on Arsenal. It's just not a reality. The only option to the sitting government(should they loose the majorety) is an V-Krf-H coalition who has to work with either FrP or AP(one of the governing parties) to get majoriety in the Parliment, or a pure AP government, working with God knows who. I simply can't see FrP having a minister after this election. Should that happen I'll be expecting to be able to see pigs fly outside my window and Song score a hat-trick against Standard Liege on Wednesday while all the countries in the world agrees on death penalty to all boybands. Should the last one become true I think I could handle an FrP government. You win some, you loose some....