Eurovision row and Evra shows Man Who are filled with cunts

The city where the Eurovision will be held next year has been the decided. And the winner is; Oslo. It's about as much as a shock as when a member of the KKK says that he doesn't like African Americans. Realistically there weren't many other places it could be. Bergen was the other competitor and maybe even Stavanger. Apparently the European Broadcast Union(EBU) demands that there should be at least 15 000 hotel beds avalible in the city where it's held, which basically rules out another of the contenders for the placement; Tromsø.

Tromsø have been whining for about a year how the South of Norway is against them and won't let them have anything. This is because the Government refused to give a financial guarantee for their request of hosting the winter olympics in 2018, basically eliminitaing any hope for them beeing elected by the IOC. This was not something that they took very well. In fact it was only a couple of steps before they rioted and claimed independence from Norway. The discussion about if this would have been a win-win situation will be left for another day. What they can do is what The Onion reports that Texas is doing, which is building a wall around the state to stop Americans entering.

Anyway, they are yet again complaining that the South wants to shut them out, this time by placing the Eurovision finals in Oslo. Yes, we are indeed trying to shut you out from the rest of us. Not only are we going to place the Eurovision finals in Oslo, our capital, but we are also going to continue to play any international football matches here, we will keep our government here and The Castle where the King lives will remain in Oslo. We are just waiting for you to start a full scale riot which will develop into a civil war, so we have an excuse to bomb your arses back to the stone age. Come on, show us what you got!

From wankers in North of Norway to cunts in Manchester. The Man Who player Patrice(sounds like a girls name, doesn't it?) Evra is challenging our glorious leader Cesc Fabregas to a fight outside the pitch and says

We will meet outside the pitch and this time there won't be a ref to hand out a red card.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Is he actually serious? Is he expecting that Fabregas will show up in some dark alley and fight him, just because he felt that Fab did a bad challenge on him? What's next? He's going to demand execution for people who scores against Man Who? Lashes with a whip for those who run around him with the ball and leaves him standing like the idiot he is? Evra has all the makings of a sociopath; a lunatic who can't control his temper and thinks the only way out of a problem is to fight.

Besides, as one of the commentators on the news page said; A Frenchman willing to fight?
I don't think he's all that tough. I would guess all talk and no walk. I can let out my sociopathic feelings and see if he wants to fight with me, see how tough he is when he's faced with the real deal. I bet the fucker will run away with his tail between his legs. Who knows, maybe he'll show up and stand like Karate Kid does in one of the movies, you know that strange looking stance where he's on one leg and both hands are up in the air and pointing downwards. I might laugh so hard that he'd win.

Until later, fighters...