The reason the world hate Yanks

There has been a lot of drama in the local media lately, and it's all because of our "good friend" Mullah Krekar, the founder of the terrorist group Ansar Al-Islam. Some cocky Yanks from the NBC news made a documentary about how easy it was to get Mullah Krekar out of Norway and back to Iraq for trial. Ok, Mullah Krekar is a terrorist(or at least founder of a terrorist group and pretty annoyed with the Yanks) and he is wanted in Iraq for God knows how many things. So why don't we just send him on his arse out of Norway and down to Iraq? The answer is pretty simple; Norway has agreed with probably every other European nation that we will NOT send wanted people to countries where they can be tortured or given the death penalty. Imagine that; keeping the legal rights of any person no matter what they are charged with. Seems like this is something that these Yanks making the documentary(I'm not sure if I can even call it that) don't care about.

I saw a good portion of the show, but I just couldn't look at it much longer. To see these dudes show themselves with full names and act like idiots in the way they did was just too much for me to take, and I've seen a lot. And to see two high ranking politicians appear on this show and act like they want to shag the Yanks just for bringing up a document that doesn't mean shait was just disgusting.

One of the parts that was increadibly embarassing was when they begun to do surveilance on Krekar's appartment. They wanted to find out if he was really there before they gave the information to the authorities. I think there's an invetion that eluded them. It's called a fucking phone book(invented in 1878, so it's not a new invetion). Find the letter "K" in it(it's sort of like a dictionary) and see if you can find Mullah Krekar. It's probably not all that difficult, but these fuckers decided to camp outside his appartment and stash hidden surveilance cameras(illegal. For once I hope the bastard calls the cops on the Yanks) to see if he was really there. Jesus fucking Christ. And when they managed to say that they had to tread carefully on this operation otherwise "people could get killed" it just showed how retarded these dudes are. You're not in fucking Bagdad anymore. You're in Oslo; the capital of a country in where you're not allowed to own a firearm unless you're in a club that does competative shooting or a registered and licenced hunter. Do you idiots honestly think that suddenly one of Krekar's neighbours is gonna grab an AK and start shooting at you, or maybe grab an RPG and blow up your "surveilance van"? Something tells me these idiots have lost touch with reality.

So, if we look away from the fact that they have appeared like idiots on their own show, what if we look at the quality of the journalistic work they have done. I think you can sum it up with three words; A FUCKING DISGRACE! Yup, that sums it up fairly nicely. Let's make a short list:
- The document they got and delivered to the politicians had no impact whatsoever on the matter at hand. The dude signing it had no power to guarantee such a thing
-They edited the interview of Mullah Krekar to make him look as similar to bin Laden as they could.
-The politicians they interviewed: Two politicians from the same party to far bloody right of Norwegian Politics. Go one step further and you're getting dangerously close to the Nazi's(and I FUCKING MEAN IT!). They had a long interview with the Minister of Justice, but they edited that away, and they rejected an offer to interview the Minsiter of Foreign Affairs, two of three people with real political power in this case(The Prime Minister being the one left). Instead they chose two idiots from the FrP(I think they referred to them as The Progress Party(progress my ass. Recession x 2 is more likely)). FrP is the kid in the neighbourhood that nobody wants to play with. This is the party that would nod and say "yes, that was the right decision" if Bush decided it was a good idea to get rid of some nuclear weapons and dump them on strategic places in Iraq, Iran and North-Korea.

The rather amusing thing is that American Media is butchering this series, more or less asking NBC; "Hey guys, what the fuck are you smoking up there?". Commentators from Baltimore Sun and New York Times have given this program what it's worth. If I were an American journalist I would be so embarassed I would give up my profession and start sweeping streets for a living.

So, it's back to my headline; what has this to do with the world hating Yanks? Well, the only thing this program enlightens is the problem with an American thinking way: "The Norwegians haven't been able to get rid of him, so now we're gonna do it for them." They act like they're some sort of world police here to get rid of any problem that might occur in the world. It's like they have a Swiss Army knife with a special "Save the world tool" made for Americans only. This is why you're so fucking unpopular; you stick your nose in places where it shouldn't be, you say you can fix it and you either end up making a bigger mess out of it or you do nothing at all, except project yourself like idiots. And you're wondering why you lot are so bloody unpopular?

Idiots...

Very little of itnerest going on

Game of the week; Defend the wicket. Very simple, but can be somewhat addictive(I played the Ashes with this one, Aussies won 3-1)

http://www.miniclip.com/games/cricket-defend-the-wicket/en/

Nothing else of interest is going on. Heading to the East part of Norway tomorrow to visit a friend of mine. Apparently she lives in what they call "Dollar Hill", so not surprisingly I've given her hell for that already. I can guarantee you that there is more to come, make no mistake about it. On the plane tomorrow I'm gonna do my best to try and find up more jokes about it. Maybe something like "So this is what a dollar hill looks like?" and "Beverly Hills take a hike". I'll have an hour on the plane and a good hour on the train to figure it all out.

Other than that there is very little of real interest happening around in the world. A little bit of transfers and all that, but nothing more than that, except that I found the video proof that Captain Diver did punch that man who supporter in the pub. I hope the bastard gets a hard long sentence. It would be epic. Sometimes I wish I were a judge. I would give cunts like that 5 years of hard labour, and that's just for being a cunt.

Until later, prisoners.

Adebayor and I'm pissed off

That's fucking right. I'm fucking pissed off. Maybe that's just because I'm tired and cold, that usually has that effect on me, but I'm still pissed off. It's not about Adebayor though. The offside kid(when you put it like that he does sound like a sort of super hero, doesn't he. "Wenger. We are 2-1 up and we don't have any offsides." "Send in the offside kid!"). £25 million is a nice lump of cash that will give us a chance to buy a good central midfielder, and maybe we buy that Chamkra kid or whatever his name is. I've heard they want Sylvestre along with a lump sum of money. Do it, Wenger. Just do it. If we have to spend 7 million quid to get rid of him, the fine. The bastard has probably cost us more during his one year stay. Just get him out of Emirates.

Now, onto what really pisses me off. It's cold and windy today. It's so cold that I've had to turn on the ovens. Now, that wouldn't be a problem if it now was in the period October-April, but we're in the middle of fucking July. July is supposed to be a warm month, because it's the fucking summer. And I do believe we all know the reason for all of this; the climate change. How we humans have managed to fuck up this world yet again is beyond me. You would think we had learned by now, but as Einstin pointed out; Human stupidity is indeed endless.

What's even more frustrating and what really REALLY pisses me off are those fucktards saying "The Climate change is not caused by humans". What the fuck are you talking about? The fact that 90% of all the scientists working on this subject has said "Yes, this fucked up thing is caused by us"(in a slightly different and more academic way) doesn't mean anything to you? That a buynch of scientists hired by the UN agreed on this statement is something that you don't care about, because you listen to the Dr. Mengele of climate science saying that 90% of the scientists are wrong. Well, here's a newsflash; 10% of the scientists in the 30's and 40's said that Jews were a lower race than white. Some historians still say that Holocaust never happened(although Ahmadinejad probably thinks that an organised butchering of 6 million Jews would be too good to be true. His thoughts, not mine). Fuck, they even give them prizes for saying that load of crap these days. Some people still beilieve that homosexuality is a disease that can be cured through either therapy or medicine, but since they are minority in these thoughts, does that make them right? FUCKING NO!!!

Just because you're a minority in science, doesn't mean that you're a lesser human being because the majority screws you over. Sometimes the minority is right, but in this case you're fucking wrong. Open up your eyes, realise that you've fucked up, and then start thinking if you should listen to politicians who denies climate change just because it doesn't fit their politics...

Thoughts on WoW.

I'm stuck with rather mixed feelings about World of Warcraft right now. It's rather difficult to decide if I should continue with it after the trial is over or if I should care fuck all about it.

I can try to summarize it in to positive and negative

Positive
When it comes to WoW I'm amazed of not only the level of detail, but also the size of it all. You can start running from one side and probably won't reach the other side before next year. Also the fact that I with my shitty internet connection am able to play a game with pretty good detail online is a bit impressive. They say that you can do it with dial up 56 kb/s, but I experienced lag in areas with a lot of people at 700 kb/s. Still it's pretty impressive, I must admit.

I like the way that you can have several different types of classes and species. This doesn't restrict you to just orc or human. It gives a person a greater diversity and range of choice. It also allows the ability to gather up parties consisting of warriors and spellcasters. Diversity is stronger than anything else. One characters strong side weighs up for another's weak side.

It wasn't fun when playing alone, well it was fun for about 30 minutes, but then it just got "meh". However, I ended up getting into a party of five(see what I did there?=P), which quickly made it a bit more interesting. Although since I was on the trial version I couldn't invite people in, I helped out a dude that needed it and he invited me to join him. Then we got a couple more, and the killing was on. Although the dudes refused to listen to any attempt to play it tactical to avoid deaths in the group. Also the total lack of communication in the group was a bit annoying. Never the less, it was funn the little while it lasted.

Negative
On to the negative sides of the game. First of all, it's rubbish if you don't play it with anyone. You can keep yourself entertained for a little while, but unless you're one of those with no life at all, you'll end up bored and wanting to shave your groin with a 10 year old well used razor. It's just not that fun. You need someone else to play with, and until that happens, you're pretty much fucked.
Although I found someone to play with, ssince I didn't know them, it was rather boring. It was like a sex addict forced to have a wank instead of sex. It wasn't satisfying. It worked for some time, but in the end it was useless. Maybe the fact that I only have a trial account and thus can't do shit counts for something. Anyway, playing it alone for a longer period of time is boring. It's also very difficult to take on larger groups of monsters on your own. If you are a level 11 type, you might just win against a level 13 beast, but then you're most likely very far down on HP. Add another beast, and you're dead. You need others to back you up when fighting more than two beasts at a time that are superior to you in level. That really sucks.

If you, like me, experience lag, then it could be frustrating. But that goes for any game. Lag=sucks.

Neither does it bring something new gameplay, at least I feel that way. You have a character, you kill to gain experience, you use that experience to get stronger and learn new abilities, which allows you to kill animals that give you more experience. You also earn money that allow you to buy money. We've all seen it before, but if you like that type of game then it's not a problem really.
Conclusion
No matter how you look at it and how many positive sides you bring up, it still won't be able to outwheigh the alone part. ssThe problem is that it's simply not the kind of game you can play alone. You are more or less forced to drag some friends in to be able to play. Taking that into consideration, it's a pretty smart marketing technique from Blizzard. But as long as you can find someone to play it with, you might actually enjoy the experience.

However, should you get hooked, you should shoot yourself...

Frustration over Blizzard

I'm seriously annoyed with Blizzard. I think annoyed is the wrong word. I think pissed off would be better. The reason? Simply their patching system for WoW.

As I've said, I thought I should give WoW a go and see what all the hype is. But the odds are now that I'm gonna be pissed off and tempted to scrap the project before I even play it.
I got a trial version for it(10 days) and downloaded the game, which was 4,5 gig on the first download. Used to big downloads, I let the machine run through the night as it downloaded and installed the game. Then, as I prepared to play the game earlier today around noon, I was told that I needed to update the game. "Fair enough" I thought, "It's probably an old version I downloaded anyway", so I started to DL the 650mb big patch. Although this took time and frustration, I showed patience and understanding. DLing a 650 meg file on a 95kb/s average line takes a shitload of time, but I'm a patient man.

After DLing and fixing the update, the frustration gets me. I start the game again and once more I get the message that I need to patch the game. Then it hits me. Instead of smacking all the patches into one big one, or do like Microsoft that you can download multiple patches and updates at once, the assholes at Blizzard decides that I first have to download the 3.0.7 patch and install that before I can move on to the 3.0.8 patch and so forth, until I reach the final patch at 3.1.3. How fucking frustrating is that? At the moment I'm DL the 3.1.0 patch which is about 800 mb large. Currently at 13% and a bit over two hours remaining. Then I have to do the 3.1.1, 3.1.2 and 3.1.3 patch. WoW better be the best game of all time, because I'm seriously beginning to wonder if this is all worth it.

Game of the Week + laptop is back

First of all, game of the week.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/light_bringer777/learn-to-fly

It's a game called "Learn to fly", and is quite amusing. Basically, you're gonna make a penguin fly by fitting him with different stuff. Nice to have at work in case you're rather bored.

Second, and much more important, I have my laptop back*plays fanfare*. It's good to have the piece of shit back, although the only thin improved on it is that it starts up when I tell it to and it doesn't overheat or force the fan to go into overdrive. But I doubt it's a problem a good old format C: won't fix. Now if I can just be bothered to do it...

So with the laptop back(a piece of equipment that can actually run a game) I have decided to try to test World of Warcraft. I know, it sounds surreal and dangerous, but I honestly want to check what all the hype is about. I am aware that it sounds like a high school kid that suddenly got busted in smoking pot and using "everyone else does it" defense, but I think this could be worth checking out. I got a 10 day trial pass, so we'll see how well this goes. Either I get hooked or I'm gonna come back here and say "People actually get hooked on WoW? And I thought my life was miserable..." I guess only time will tell. There's not much I can say about it until I've tried it. Kinda looking forward too it. Just have to wait for 4,5 gigabytes to be downloaded with a speed of 90 kb/s. Should take about an hour and fifteen minutes. It's the waiting game now(315 mb down as of 18:04 GMT+1).

In Arsenal news, it seems like Adebayor could be heading on to Manchester City(I think I have heard of them). If he really wants to go there I sugges he shows himself for what he really is, a money loving bastard and not a passionate footballer. man shity isn't even playing in Europe this season. But then again, if we can get man shity to pay £22 million for the offside kid, then I'm all up for it. Leaves us with more spending money, which we can use on an experienced central midfielder or another central defender(should King Kolo and Gallas go). Next few weeks will be really interesting with a lot of nonsense coming from The Sun and News of the World.

Until next time, offsiders.

The Surrender of Sarah Palin

So Sarah Palin has finally surrendered, and now the reason for why she is quitting as the Alaska governor is starting to flow like we would expect. Some says that she was pressured by it, some say it was because the FBI was investigating her while others probably blame little green men from Mars.

However, the final push that drove her over the edge was when King David Letterman said that her daughter had been knocked up by a New York Yankes baseballplayer. Letterman had some bad intelligence though, as he was told that it was Palin's daughter(which could have been the 18yo that was knocked up during the election), it was infact her 14yo daughter, with 4 years to before reaching the age of consent. It was an honest mistake by Letterman.

She has now demanded an apology from David Letterman to her and all the young women in the US. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You honestly thing that David Letterman would give an apology when the demand comes from a republican, or simply a politician? Are you really that stupid? I thought you said you were smart, although the "I know foreign politics. I can see Russia from my house" comment may have reduced many people's faith in your intelligence and ability to cope as a person with power over anything more than the outback of the US.

Even though she is quoted to have said

I'm not a person who quits. I'm a fighter

She has still decided that it's time to... quit. Yes, Sarah Palin, you are a quitter and not a fighter. Did you expect that the media wouldn't make fun of you just because you are a female politician? You're a republican(which makes you even more vulnerable to attacks) and basically a politician as well who managed to make more retarded quotes than George Bush did in 8 years in the Oval Office. Ok, maybe not, but she still managed to cock it up more times than anyone expected.

If you step in the salad, for the love of God stand still.

The meaning of this quote is that if you have said something stupid don't try to explain why you've said it by saything something more stupid, just change the fucking subject. You didn't. I'm temped to sing "One election, and you fucked it up", but I'm not because I don't feel like singing at the moment.

Nonetheless, David Letterman did what half the republican party couldn't: Make Sarah Palin quit politics. If he was a British, he would have been knighted.

On a different note, I'm going to start introducing "Game of the Week", where I pick out a simple Interent game that you can play at home, at school when the teacher isn't looking or at work when the boss is busy doing his/her secretary.

This week it's Click Play, game where you are just going to find the Play Button by clicking on things. Second level is increadibly frustrating.

http://click.play.fizzlebot.com/

Until next time, quitters.

NEWS UPDATE: Jacko the Wacko

I never thought this day would come. I if you had told me yesterday that what happened a few minutes ago would happen, I would have said "no fucking way", but here I am, doing what I thought I would never do:

I AGREE WITH A REPUBLICAN CONGRESSMAN

I know, it's insane. Some of you are probably thinking about calling the men in withe coats to drag me to a mental institution where they cure me for all possible mental illnesses, but the man, congressman Peter King, is absolutely right.

On what wild thing is it that I agree with him. Well, it's not all that wild, but in this video he says that the hysteria around Jacko the Wacko is sickening and that there are other people who needs to be honoured instead of the pervert. If I was of African decent I would say "Damn straight, niggah". Jacko the Wacko was a pedo and he deserves nothing of the honour he gets. Yes, he did make some good albums and probably deserved the title "King of Pop", but he was still a pedo. If I manage to bring peace to the Middle East, but I come home and kill my neighbour I will still be charged with murder, no matter what I've done in the past. If you have done something illegal, you deserve to be punished, and Jacko the Wacko desrved to be sent to prison for a bloody long time. A shame it never happened.

Thunder and lightning

So, my cousin is in Australia(I am thinking of branding her mentally insane because of that. Hope she never reads this=P), I am sick(although not as sick as yesterday) and there's a thunderstorm outside. Lovely, isn't it?

As noted, my cousin went to Australia to study there a semester. What the Aussies can offer that we can't, I don't know(except more liberal drinking laws and prices). Anyway, I hope she has a good time and enjoys herself down there. We will be waiting for your return back here in Norway(and you better bloody come back, or I'll come down and drag your arse home). Hopefully you'll learn something useful from the Aussies, other than how to down 6 pints of lager without breathing. And no you perverted bastards, she already has a boyfriend, so you can cancel those Australia tickets.

On a different side, I have something wrong with my head. Well, I have a lot of things wrong with my head, but right now it's a problem with my sinuses, or paranasal sinuses if you want to be completely correct, that are bothering me. Well it's just the left one, but it's still a pain in the nose(I figure that pain in the arse wouldn't be the best term here, considering that might give the nickname "Arseface". I have plenty of nicknames to worry about already, don't need anotherone). If something is clogging in there I'm very close to just stick a needle in and relieve the airpressure. I'd probably miss, but if at first you don't succeed, try try again. It doesn't hurt as much now as it did yesterday though, so hopefully I will be a lot better tomorrow. Then I can continue with my extremely active lifestyle...

But as the head of this post says, today there has been thunder and lightning in the area. Not that it's something I care about, except that the power went offline for a few minutes, and I was just about to put on Rambo III. Maybe that's a sign from the wheater gods that they don't approve of Sly's movies. I watched it later though, and just as it finished the sky opened and it started to rain. And it's not regular showers either. It's the "Screw you Amazon Rainforest, I can rain heavier than you" type of rain. I suspect that cars will float around the area soon. Right now I'm just fearing what my dogs gonna look like when my dad's done driving around in the tractor(she always joins in the tractor, no matter who's driving. A harsh insult if you don't let her join). She immediately goes straight for the nearest muddy puddle when she's finished, and right now I don't think it's gonna be a pretty sight. The signal of my dad being done is when my mother screams because my dog came inside wet and muddy.

Not much else going around in the world. Jacko the Wacko seems to be getting 19% of the clicks on Sky News' website. Seems like he's causing more drama dead than alive. Well, I guess that's what you get for being a world famous pedo(YES HE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!)

Until next time, travellers

Damn you blogspot.

So, blogspot's server seems to be a cunt. Ok, maybe not a cunt, but at least bitchy every now and then. Has happened that it won't let me get to the edit part every now and then. I don't know if it's the fact that blogspot is worried about my very broad vocabulary(because swearing means that while you can just say idiot, I can say cunt, shithead, bastard, prick etc.) or that something else is wrong. Honestly, I don't care. It's just mildly frustrating, that's all.

And if it is being a bit bitchy due to my language then I can only say this: mods=fags.
By using the word "fags" I don't mean homosexuals. Gay people are pretty cool people, and even though I probably have stated this before I will say it again; even in our society it takes a shitload of guts to get out of the closet and admit that you like people of your own gender. Although I'm not gay myself(just to inform all you people out there who might think I am, if there are any), I have a few gay friends, and their all good people. So credit to them.

"fags", in this context, would be cigarettes. It's not a new term due to it being a slang term in Britain. "Have a fag. I got a fag. Give me some fags" and so on. And since we all know that cigarettes, or fags, gives you a huge variety of cancers and other health problems, the blogspot mods are then compared to something that gives you serious health problems. And considering that I get rather annoyed that I can't post when I want to, it becomes a risk to my health(blood pressure and all, probably, I bet, I think, maybe). So there you are, even second hand mods are bad for you...

Anyway, apart telling you that homosexuals are great and mods are crap, I have actually been outside today, belive it or not. I think there could be pictures to prove this, but I'm not sure if there were pictures of me, but 9 people saw me outside, on a small island me and a bunch of my family members had gone out to, by boat. I know, it is almost too amazing to believe.

We jumped into the sea and had a lot of fun, although the fucking jellyfish restricted our movement in the sea. Jellyfish is one of the few species in the world I have troubles understanding why are here. I understand why spiders and insects are here, but not jellyfish. I can not understand what the fuck they were put here on Earth(or in the see to be precise) other than be a nuisance to the rest of the world. They are just like Cuntenham Hotspunks; nobody likes them and everyone thinks the world would be a better place without them.

One thing that annoys me though, it seems like it's impossible for me to get a tan. I shit you not. I'm either white or red. There is no middle ground for me, just white or red. It's fucking annoying. Have I recieved a set of bad genes or something? Was I a victim of nuclear radiation from Tsjernobyl or have I gotten some sort of toxic waste in me that has fucked up my DNA or the ability to get a tan? Is it another one of God's little jokes? No matter what it is, I still find it rather annoying.

When also taking into consideration that the pale withe man at the bar isn't the most good looking fellow in the pub, I came to think about maybe I should do like 30% of all men(the other 70% are dead) and just lie, and say that I have a job that forces me to be inside. My first thought was that I should be a miner, but as there are very fed/none mines around here my mind(hah. Just had to do it) quickly said that it's a no go. Anyone got a good idea?

Until later, swimmers.