Paperwork, more paperwork and I'm two papers from buying speed

First of all, let me mention that all the talk about Arsene Wenger leaving Arsenal is just pure and utter bullshit. The sources of these allegations are Spanish newspapers and people running for president in Real Madrid, leaving these two questions/answers.

1. Are Spanish newspapers a source that can be trusted when it comes to transfers?
2. Are people running for any kind of president(it be president of club or country) people you can trust won't tell a single lie? Especially when they are running for president in a football club in deep crisis after a humiliated season?

It goes without saying that both these questions can be answered with "FUCK NO". I vote for someone testing nuclear weapons on Santiago Bernabeu with the elected president and the spanish sports journalists in there. I think that could have been one step on the road for peace in the Middle East. Maybe not, but nothing else has worked and I can't see that this is a worse idea than anything those buggers down there has thought of up until this date.

I am now stuck with 20+ midterm papers I have to mark. It's not the worst job in the world. I bet it sounds a lot worse than it actually is. It's not boring, it's just time consuming. You'd be amased from what kids these days can produce. I don't think I was that good when I was their age. I certainly prefer marking midterms before standing in a warm pizzaplace making the same pizza over and over again. Only problem is that you need motivation to do it, and without motivation you're fucked up. I'm just glad I don't have more than one class in this.

Also, I passed my litterature written exam. I got a C. The battle is won, but the war is far from over.

gitur qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum
Therefore, whoever wishes for peace, let him prepare for war.
- Vegetius