A long time ago

It's been a while since I've updated last time. Reason? Simple; there has been fuck all happening, until now. Why do I post right now, that's because Premier League have FINALLY started again. First round is over and Arsenal is top of the table. If it was up to me they could just end the league right now and give Arsenal the trophy. Sadly that isn't how things work, and although we won 6-1 away at the unemployed neighbours of the mugsmashers, there's a whole lot of games left, but it's a good start. Unfortunately I didn't get to see the game, so I'm forced to redirect you to Arseblog. I hope you'll survive with that.

In case you haven't watched the silly season's happenings, the big news from an Arsenal point of view is that Adebayor is gone to Mahrabalah Cash(yay, goodbye you offsidefishing cunt) along with Toure(damn). Enjoy your lack of CL matches, lads.

The sad thing about this season is that unless we make a big signing in the back, defensive midfielder or center back, we won't win. Although the FA and League Cups are still open(simply because they are cups), I still can't see us win the league. But I'm confident in a top four finish. The three contenders to a spot in the top four, The Unemployed Neigbours, Villa(haven't come up with a good mocking name for them yet. Open for suggestions) and Mahrabalah Cash, didn't exactly impress me in the opening round. UN and Villa both lost, and MC won over Blackburn, which isn't exactly a big club no matter what they think of themselves.

UN's best central defender want's to go to MC, Villa has lost Gareth Barry, a key player, to MC, and MC has two dozen strikers but a lack of central defenders.

When it comes to the title I agree with a lot of experts(except the Norwegian ones who don't know shit about football since they fap to pictures of Rooney and Gerrard) that Chelsea is the favourite for the title this year. They are as strong as they were last season and with a new good manager(that will be without a job before Christmas because Abramovich gets a severe case of PMS yet again and thinks he knows everything about managing) and Man Who and the mugsmashers have both lost keyplayers; ronnie, Tevez, Alonso to mention a few.

With the mugsmashers I agree with Paul Merson; Alonso could pick out a pass from almost anywhere on the pitch, send it over to Gerrard that would attract enough defenders to leave Torres in acres of space before passing the ball to El Nino and let put the ball in the back of the net. Who's gonna give the ball to Gerrard now?

I think Tevez was the best player on Man Who last year. Yes, ronnie the rat scored more goals than him, but Tevez's workrate allowed the cunt to move forward and enjoy himself there. Now they don't have a hard working lad and they don't have a cunt that score that many goals for them. To me, Tevez is a bigger loss than ronnie the rat.

The other thing that's happening right now is that Alice Cooper and everybody else who sang "Schools Out" have been proven wrong today. School has just started. Just shows that drugs will mess with your mind.