A lot of sheep, both if in England and in Norway...

So, a whole bunch of sheep shit to go through today.

First of all, Arsenal's captain Cesc Fabregas was yesterday cleared from the allegations that he spat at Hull's assistant manager Brian Horton(couldn't find a link on Skysports or The Guardian). All I'm asking now is that someone gives Hull manager Phil Brown a link to this blog or just copies what I've said and sends it to him one way or another, because this is going to be good=):

Phil, you are a bitter man. A very bitter and foul man. You are the only manager in Premier League and probably also in the Championship, League 1 and League 2 that wears a fucking bluetooth headseat during matches. What the fuck's the point? Do you think it makes your decisions better, or do you have contact with some dude that sits at home and is really the manager of Hull FC? No matter what it is, you look like a twat.

Some might say that "Ok, so he looks like a twat but he has done great things with Hull". True, you have done big things with Hull, but it's obvious that it's gone to your head. It's obvious that you've become an arrogant piece of shit that can't handle defeat. When you kept your players on the pitch during half time at the 5-1 defeat against Macnhester City you showed that there are some things here in life that you are not capable of handling, and how to act when things are not going your way is one of them.

In the end you also showed your worth when you lied to the press after Wenger didn't shake your hand at your 2-1 loss against Arsenal in the FA Cup. You said that Wenger didn't shake your hand that match or after the two PL meetings between Arsenal and Hull. Pictures and videos showed that you either "forgot" or you had already started a smearing campaign against Arsenal, Wenger and Fabregas.

You said that you had loads of evidence against Fabregas and several witnesses, but tell me then why the FA now have ruled against you? Why haven't the FA said that "yes, Fabregas did spit on Brian Horton and there will be consequenses for him"? Could it be that the allegations were false, and that you thought it was better to start a circus of lies and false accusations than to admit that your team was(and still is) on a shitty run that might see you relegated. Should Hull get relagated I will enjoy this season as a success, even if Arsenal didn't win a single trophy.


Anyway, from one sheep to a horde of others. Brought in another bunch of sheep and lambs to give them vaccines against God knows what. One of the lambs had decided that yes, the grass is greener on the other side(of the fence) and was stuck there screaming for his mom. Now, a sheep that's standing alone is bad, but you can say that it certainly won't run straight towards me. A lamb on the otherhand, is as I've probably stated before, so unperdictable that it's scary. Give a kid with ADD a mixture of speed, amphetamine, sugar and caffeine and the kid will still be more predictable than the lamb. The lamb might find out that it's a good idea to run straight towards you. Luckily, with the help from my dog, I managed to press the lamb to realise that running straight into the fence was a much better option. It didn't get it over to the other side, but it was stuck there for about two seconds, long enough for me to run and grab it. I have increadible reflexes=P

But, as we all know, that a shitty start, even though you get the problem cleaned up quick, means that somewhere something is going to be really fucked up. This time it was three lambs breaking out through barricades and gates and into the fields. Long story short, one of the idiots actually managed to get stuck in a fence as the dog was chasing it. It was a wonderful sight:
A lamb stuck with it's head through a fence and the dog standing right behind it, guarding it an probably ready to kill it if it made a move the dog didn't like. Personally I was all for calling a mate of mine and ask him if he wanted some target practice. Oh, and I smell like crap now.

Until later, smelly cats...