Wednesday, 13 May 2009

Chelski supporters shows no understanding of importance and written exam is over(hopefully)

So, a couple of days ago the brilliant Chelski supporters(in England, not in Norway) have decided to avenge referee Tom Henning Øvrebø's refereeing in Chelski's Champions League match against Barcelona at Skunkfort Brat(it honestly smelled bad there when I was there). They have turned their rage against Norway as a country and not Øvrebø as a person, and in their rage they have urged Chelski supporters around Europe not to vote on the Norwegian competator in this week's Eurovision Song Contest(or whatever the hell it's called). They want to hit back;
in a way that really hurts, so we will do what we can to deny them the pleasure of bringing the Eurovision trophy home.

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Seriously: .......


I'm speechless....

Ok, I'm not, but COME ON! If it had been 1st of April I would have laughed at NRK for not finding a better April fool than that...

First: They decide to boycot an entire nation just because a ref didn't decided dodgy decisions in Chelski's favour? You've got to be fucking kidding me. What are they going to do next time they get dodgy decisions against them from an English ref? Boycot cows from Yorkshire? Boycot beer from Newcastle area?

Second: They want to hurt us where Norway as a nation really feels it, and they're gonna sabotage Alexander Rybakk's chance to take the glorious and much wanted Eurovision trophy? You've got to be fucking kidding me, AGAIN! Is the Eurovision really that big in England? I watched that when I was a kid. Last time I watched with two mates and a girl. We lads decided who should win based upon which singer had the best tits. That's how serious the majority of Norwegians take it. What are they going to boycot next from Norway? Youtube videos from Norway? Blogs from Norway? Youtube Videoblogs from Norway? Jesus fucking Christ. Are the Chelski supporters as stupid as I think they are now? I know the Norwegian ones are more or less sane(except my cousin's boyfriend), but I'm beginning to doubt the English ones.


In other not as hillarious news I'm finished with my written exams, hopefully, if I pass them. If I fail I'm not finished with them, but I guess a person as bright as you already figured that out, since you are smart enough to come in here and read my blog(Jesus Christ my fingers are dancing over the keyboard now. I'm typing increadibly fast. Maybe I should start smoking some weed to slow me down). Now I only have two oral exams left(no naughty thoughts now...) and then I just have some work left before the summer holiday is here(ha. wrote this part with my eyes closed. Lima Victor!!!!). Hopefully I will get some acceptable grades and get in on my master program next year. Then I will be at least somewhat closer to the end of this war.

Currently I'm listening to French Pop Music as I'm writing this stuff. I don't know what it does with me, but it is really weird, and somewhat great... Now I'll got and finish tagging my blog posts. Until next time, Eurovision voters.

1 comment:

  1. Speechless is really the word for it. Utterly and completely speechless.

    French music can be fun.

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