Chelski fans' plan for world domination fails, AGAIN!

So, the Eurovision is over for now, and guess what; Norway actually won. 387 points, biggest amount of points ever, with a margin of 169 down to Iceland, also biggest ever, and an average of 9,4 from each country, which probably also is the highest average, but I'm not sure here. Anyway, the bugger won and congrats to him.

The worst thing about this is that now his face is going to be all over the news and I won't be able to go anywhere without seeing him or hearing the song. This means that I can't listen to the radio for the next three to four months. That will seriously fuck me up if I have to listen to it time and time again. Thankfully, I have installed a car stereo, so I can listen to Rammstein instead of Fairytale.

However, nothing is so bad that it's not good for something. First one may mention that the British newspaper The Guardian had an "expert" updating their page about the Euro as the show went on. Now, the funny thing about it is that she apparently didn't like the Norwegian contribution to this contest. She said:

a young cheeky little chap called Alexander Rybak. This is the favourite, apparently...umm, sorry?

He's like a little Dickensian schoolboy with a violin and bonkers eyebrows, and it's all very theatrical, with backing dancers in braces doing gymnastics. It's like a stage school performance of Fiddler On the Roof. Could someone please poke him in the eye with his violin bow, please? Fairytale my ass.

This cannot possibly win. I will not allow it.

Surprise! If there is one thing that's better than hearing your country's commentator scream when you're winning, it's listening to a rival country's commentator wail and complain about how shit the song is and can't win and then get smacked in the face with reality. Sort of like the Swedish commentators during the 4x10 relay for men in 2007 where the Norwegian said "Thanks for the ride, lads" and more or less parked Södergren and Dementjev.

To those of you who have read my blog you'll probably remember that I commented on the Chelski fans' plans to destroy Norway's Eurovision dream. Talk about a plan backfiring at you. Jesus Christ. Their plans to assemble their obviously very few supporters around Europe to vote down Rybakk ended in what can only be described as total failure. The Bay of Pigs invasion seems like a full sucess in comparison. Maybe that made them realise that they don't have any supporters outside England except for a few retards(my cousins boyfriend included). Not only did Norway send the out of the Champions League, we also crushed them in the Eurovison. BURN! I suggest you lot stick to football. At least that's something you are somewhat decent in, and I mean the supporters, not the players, because they are all cunts. Just look at Drogba, Ballack, Cashley Cunt and Fat Frank and you'll see what I mean.

Until next time, infidels.