Fuck cycling....

I woke up today with the hangover from hell. If ever there was a hangover that the devil created, this was it. A whole band of drummers decided to use my head as a big public drum to hammer different rhythms. One part of my stomach had obviously said to the other "Hey, mate. You know what we should do?" "What?" "Lets re-enact the battle of Somme". And my mouth felt like the battle of Somme one week later. I bet I could kill an undead with my breath. Brushed my teeth thoroughly twice, and I could still taste the horrible taste. If you haven't done it yet, I strongly recommend you not to get drunk. Getting drunk can cause you to; dance(and not in a pretty way), hook up with really REALLY ugly persons, hook up with the wrong person(e.g. your ex's sister/brother which isn't all that bad but it could fuck things up), talk to strangers in a foreign language(although that can sometimes be quite amusing). These are the more positive consequenses. You could also end up throwing up and talk crap to everyone, or worst case start crying that you miss your ex. Thank God I've never done the last one.

But back to the main topic of today; cyclists. The reason I mention the hangover from hell is because I was woken up this morning by the national championship in cycling(the lads that go to France and does the Tour de France thing). The cyclists weren't the problem. The problem was the crowd and the loud music. Have they no fucking respect? One thing is that they don't show any consideration for us normal people who went out and got drunk the other day, but they start the racket a 9 AM in the FUCKING MORNING! ON A FUCKING SUNDAY!!!!! Whenever I do something on a Sunday it's after church time, or after noon which is usually when church is over on Sundays. It's common fuckin courtesy and tradition. You don't start noise in a public place(unless it's a stadium or a festival of some sort) until noon. If it's Saturday, fine, I'll accept it. I'll still hate you for it, but I'll accept it. If you do it on a Sunday then you're a piece of shit and I'll hate you for a long time for it, including those participating in the event, thus meaning the cyclists. So congrats guys, I hate you all. Not only for your stupidity in traffic, but also how manage to piss me off while I'm not driving. Fuck you all!

Until later, drinkers.