Sweden isn't all that bad + transfer "news"

So, silly season is on, with the media enjoying football players who doesn't know what to say or they say it in a way that allows the media whores to interpret it exactly the way they want to. For instance if Fabregas said "Barcelona is a very good club"(which would be true, considering them taking the treble...) The Sun will write "Fabregas soon to sign for Barcelona". That's basically what it's all about, and until you see the player standing photographed with his new club shirt in his hand with his new manager, you can't trust a word of what is said. It's not because it's a conspiracy theory, but it's basically that 90% of what is in the media today is bullshit or not interesting at all.

In other news, Sweden fucking rules. Ok, maybe not rules, but I have to give them some credit. In Malmö they have now allowed women to bathe topless in public swimmingpools. It's fucking epic. It's fucking fantastic. Why isnt' this legal everywhere? Ok, so odds are that only 40+ women who have had a minimum of 4 kids that have been breastfed will be going topless, and the chance for Megan Fox looking women going topless there are close to none(however, you never know with Sweden), but still.
What are people afraid of? Are they afraid that breasts will be shown to kids? Is it because it's sexual? What if the kid is more into toes than tits? "Excuse me, miss. Will you please take som socks on? My son gets sexually aroused when he sees toes." Jesus Christ.

I vote for that we get this done here in Norway as well, and everywhere else in the world. If not because we find it sexy, then because equal rights. When there are men that have bigger breasts than Jordan before she took the silicon out(this is after), then why can't these poor women be allowed to show theirs as well.

In other more amusing news, reports from Tasmania say that Wallabies(not the Australian rugby team) are getting high on opium poppeys that are legally grown for the medical industry. They eat the flowers and then get high and jump around. Am I the only person that's picturing high wallabies jumping in poppey fields while "jump around" is played on a big stereo with a wallabie with a headset is scratching on records? I think that would be fucking awesome. If anyone knows anyone that can makes videos like this, tell them to do it. I want to see it...

Until next time, jumpers.