Nature goes against nature.

A gay penguin couple(!) in Bremerhaven Zoo in Germany(it just had to be the Germans, didn't it?) has actually adopted a penguin egg and hatched the chicken and are now taking care of it. Three years ago the zookeepers found out that all six penguins in the pen were male, even though they had been making nests and forming couples. Basically, the penguins turned gay and even when they got four female penguins from Sweden(and we all know Swedish chicks are extremely hot, so if there was any nationality that the femme pingouin had to come from to turn the gays around, it had to be Sweden) only one straight couple was formed.
The straight couple later got two eggs, and just like in the wild, they decided not to care about the second. The keepers got an idea; give the odd egg out to the gay couple. It was an instant sucess. The gay penguins did like the straight pengiuns did; held the egg warm and protected it. When the chicken hatched they begun feeding it, like any penguin parent would.

I say call child protection. We can't have gay penguins adopting poor defensless eggs just because some deranged perverted zoo keepers thinks it seems like a good idea. Think about the role models this little chick will have. Instead of getting both female and male impulses in it's life, it will only have male impulses and be forced to watch disgusting gay penguin sex. And what if this chick is released into the wild? It won't take long before every penguin in the colony knows that he/she has gay parents; two dads and no mother. The poor creature. I think it will be the victim of such a hard bullying that it's grades at school will drop severly. In worst case this could turn him into a suicide penguin.
The really scary scenario is if this penguin decides to ally itself with killer whales and help them become more effective at hunting penguins. We are talking about a traitor here.

I think it's for the pengiun's own good if we act now and as quickly as possible remove this poor chicken from it's unnatural parents and place it in a more normal enviornment. This is not something we can accept in a modern world where morals already are on a huge decline. This decadence can not be allowed to continue. We must stop this now. I call for all those who still has a moral view to march with me against this horrible place called a Zoo and free the poor prisoner from it's homosexual prison. He/she must be saved!