Damn you blogspot.

So, blogspot's server seems to be a cunt. Ok, maybe not a cunt, but at least bitchy every now and then. Has happened that it won't let me get to the edit part every now and then. I don't know if it's the fact that blogspot is worried about my very broad vocabulary(because swearing means that while you can just say idiot, I can say cunt, shithead, bastard, prick etc.) or that something else is wrong. Honestly, I don't care. It's just mildly frustrating, that's all.

And if it is being a bit bitchy due to my language then I can only say this: mods=fags.
By using the word "fags" I don't mean homosexuals. Gay people are pretty cool people, and even though I probably have stated this before I will say it again; even in our society it takes a shitload of guts to get out of the closet and admit that you like people of your own gender. Although I'm not gay myself(just to inform all you people out there who might think I am, if there are any), I have a few gay friends, and their all good people. So credit to them.

"fags", in this context, would be cigarettes. It's not a new term due to it being a slang term in Britain. "Have a fag. I got a fag. Give me some fags" and so on. And since we all know that cigarettes, or fags, gives you a huge variety of cancers and other health problems, the blogspot mods are then compared to something that gives you serious health problems. And considering that I get rather annoyed that I can't post when I want to, it becomes a risk to my health(blood pressure and all, probably, I bet, I think, maybe). So there you are, even second hand mods are bad for you...

Anyway, apart telling you that homosexuals are great and mods are crap, I have actually been outside today, belive it or not. I think there could be pictures to prove this, but I'm not sure if there were pictures of me, but 9 people saw me outside, on a small island me and a bunch of my family members had gone out to, by boat. I know, it is almost too amazing to believe.

We jumped into the sea and had a lot of fun, although the fucking jellyfish restricted our movement in the sea. Jellyfish is one of the few species in the world I have troubles understanding why are here. I understand why spiders and insects are here, but not jellyfish. I can not understand what the fuck they were put here on Earth(or in the see to be precise) other than be a nuisance to the rest of the world. They are just like Cuntenham Hotspunks; nobody likes them and everyone thinks the world would be a better place without them.

One thing that annoys me though, it seems like it's impossible for me to get a tan. I shit you not. I'm either white or red. There is no middle ground for me, just white or red. It's fucking annoying. Have I recieved a set of bad genes or something? Was I a victim of nuclear radiation from Tsjernobyl or have I gotten some sort of toxic waste in me that has fucked up my DNA or the ability to get a tan? Is it another one of God's little jokes? No matter what it is, I still find it rather annoying.

When also taking into consideration that the pale withe man at the bar isn't the most good looking fellow in the pub, I came to think about maybe I should do like 30% of all men(the other 70% are dead) and just lie, and say that I have a job that forces me to be inside. My first thought was that I should be a miner, but as there are very fed/none mines around here my mind(hah. Just had to do it) quickly said that it's a no go. Anyone got a good idea?

Until later, swimmers.