The great question . . . which I have not been able to answer, despite my thirty years of research into the feminine soul, is `What does a woman want?Is there a dictionary somewhere that explains in (preferably) simple words what women actually mean? It's not that I'm angry with women for saying strange things, but it's more that I'm frustrated over a lot of things women say because I have no idea how I should interpret it. What do they actually mean?
-Sigmun Freud
The reason I ask is because I'm a regular reader of the Norwegian FHM. In the magazine they ask six girls about a particular sex subject, and in the case in question it was about underwear. If a man actually buys a set of underwear for his girlfriends birthday(unless the shock of the man remembering the birthday don't kill her) AND if the set actually fits AND she likes it, it is one of the major accomplishments in history(maybe not, but you get my point). Anyway, I digress again.
The six girls were asked how the man should take off their underwear. One girl actaully managed to write down "With feeling/emotion(a bit unsure about what word to put in here, but the statement in Norwegian was "Med følelse")". That answer more or less made me think WTF?!? What the hell does she mean by that? Is this some sort of code that only women know, a sort of statement that requires a NASA supercomputer and five decrypters to decode. Could it be that it is a sort of code that if cracked by men it could turn the tides of the battle of the sexes just like the ENIGMA code in WWII?
On the other hand it could be just a statement from a very confused girl since the other five all answered "Quickly". I dunno. All I know is that talking to your girlfriend is like walking in a minefield. One wrong step and you can say good night to everything, or at least 1 week without sex.
Nothing much more interesting going on. Except it seems like Red Bull is going to be allowed in Norway now. Why do people specifically want Red Bull? It taste just like any other energy drink, except that Red Bull has some shit that will fuck up a healthy persons heart.
Also it seems like the Norwegian referee Terje Hauge got one of those canes that blind people use in the mail. I honestly think that if there is one ref in Norway that need it, it's him. He was awarded the "trophy" after a 1-1 draw in Trondheim. I didn't see the match, but I have no doubt he was as shait as ever in it. I think I have yet to see a match where that cunt(almost managed an entire blog without using the word. Close but no cigar) had a good match. The worst match was when Viking played Vålrenga in Stavanger. The useless cunt Martin Andresen, who is a bigger cunt(I'm sorry yet again, but he fucking deserves it) than ronnie, obviously fouled a Viking striker in the box. Everybody saw it, except Hauge. My uncle commented that he thought it was simply because it was Andresen that comitted the foul, and that that was enough. I wouldn't be surprised if it actually was that bad.
Hauge is a disgrace to every Norwegian referee on any football pitch, it be non league or World Cup, he will still make people say "A Norwegian ref? Is he just as bad as Hauge?" Thank you very much. Fucking wanker.
So long Hauge-haters.
Maybe it could be translated to 'with passion'?
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