I'm free... almost

So, the Easter holiday is here. The week where we celebrate that Jesus got himself nailed up to two pieces of wood and was left hanging like the "Y" dude in Y-M-C-A to die for our sins. The dying part is not all that hype. People die everyday. But to have your picture painted/drawn time and time again posing you as the Y in Village People while you look like a stoned hippie that has passed out, that takes guts. That's a bigger sacrifice than anyone can imagine.

"Will you give your life for me?"
"Sure thing, love. You know I'll do anything for you."
"Even get your picture taken as you are standing like the dude doing the Y in Village People?"
"Ummm....."

Well, that is if you believe in that. Hopefully I'll get a lot of radical Christians complaining "You do blasphemy. God will punish you!" Should that happen it is obvious that God has already punished me by sending these idiots after me. Hmmm, maybe I should post a link to this blog in some religious site. That would be rather fun. Then I could do blasphemy all Easter. Would certainly keep me occupied.

Well, if you're Jewish you're probably celebrating Moses leading the Jews out of Egypt and into the desert. Come to think about it, all the pictures I've seen of Moses he reminds me of Leo from "That 70's show", but with shorter hair and greyer, meaning that he looks like a 60 yo hippie. It does make sense though. Who would lead a bunch of people into the desert if he wasn't stoned out of his mind(or insane. Take your pick)? A bit funny though. Most of the people in the Bible looks like hippies in the paintings we got today. Maybe that's a clue? Maybe that's God's way of telling us to legalise cannabis. Maybe that was the 11th commandment that got lost. "Thou shall smoke weed at least once a week." Would certainly put fuel on fire for those who believe God is black.

"Tell me God, why seems everything so formal in the Bible?"
"I dunno, niggah. Those weird ass crackas just wrote it like that. Tried to give 'em some of the good stuff to lighten their mood, but they said no. Dumb ass crackas." or something like that. It would be pretty cool though.

In other news, I've still got a cold, although not as bad as yesterday, but shit still sux. Not much interesting going around in the world. Of course there's the hostage thing that is now over in New York, but call me a bastard because I can't be bothered.
I'm now gonna try out Gabriel Knight too see if it's any good. So long.