A whole lot of cunts and wankers....

So, after finally seeing "Trainspotting" I have a sudden urge to scream out "cunt" time and time again. To quote Begbie played by Robert Carlyle after he threw a glass down on a girl below him.

"The lassie got glassed and no cunt leaves here till we find out what cunt did it."

Saying the direct translation of "cunt"(fitta) in Norwegian doesn't sound that well. You can call both men and women for cunt in English e.g. Cashley Cunt Cole(Ashley Cole), but you can't say the same in Norwegian. You can, but it doesn't havve the same flow as it does in English. It's the same with "wanker". You can call everyone a wanker in English, unless you're talking to an American because they won't have a fucking clue what your talking about. The Americans didn't only cock up the English language, but they also managed to cock up democracy. Obvious that there are some things you can't export over the Atlantic. Anyway, I digress.

Wanker is an excellent word. It's just rude enough to make people see your point, but you can call your mate a wanker as well, in certain situations taht is, but it's not so rude that you'll get beat up because of it, most of the times. Meet the right cunt and call him a wanker and he'll probably send you to the floor, or girl if you are a 5ft 100lb dude.

Anyway, enough about wankers and cunts, at least the words anyway. How about I talk about a group of people that sends 11 cunts on a football pitch at the same time, like manchester utd. They fucked up against Porto yesterday in the Champions League. Porto is considered the weakest left in the Champions League, and still utd. only manage to scrap a 2-2 draw at home against them. That said they can easily give Porto in the return match, but come on. This is fucking Porto we're talking about. Porto! Now those of you that follow football will probably start whining that Porto ended up above Arsenal in the group stages and so forth, but in the group stages you can actually afford to put the foot off the pedal for a game or two. You can't do that in the knock outs. So there is still hope for us that utd. will get thrown out of the Champions League like they deserve, and eventually loose the Premier League to Liverpool. Should that happen and Arsenal win Champions League and the FA cup this will be a pretty good season.

In other news, I'm still sick and I'm getting fucking tired of it. The bright side I'm going on a quiz tomorrow and gonna answer gossip questions as I drink beer and probably cognac. Hopefully I won't get so drunk that I start to believe that Barack Obama is a white guy that has spent too much time in a tanning salon or something like that. I have yet to drink that much, so I see no reason why I should start doing it now. I guess you probably have to move to the weed and stronger stuff before you get to think that. I certainly didn't.

For some commercial in the end I will recommend Christina's blog "Mine dager", written in Norwegian. So long... wankers.