Norway scrapping a 3-2 victory

As a Norwegian and a football fan I'm afraid parts of my blog will contain football, and tonight it's all about Norway beating Finland 3-2(although there will be other things later on).

Egil "Drillo" Olsen has taken over Norway, again, and his first two matches before tonight was rather different. Beating Germany 1-0 in Germany(can't remember where they played) before being humiliated by the big football nation South Africa 2-1.

Drillo brought us to second place on the FIFA ranking, on paper making us the second best footballing nation in the world. He also did a lot of other cool shit for us. The important thing to note however is that during his reign he hadn't been beaten for 11 years running at Ullevaall, making it a rather big fortress to come to.

So today he was back in the dugout again, this time meeting Finland. Now, it must be said that Finland isn't a puny nation. Although they just barely managed to score the two goals against Wales, they still have a lot of profiles, Hypia probably being the biggest.

It started wonderful for Norway after they conceeded a goal after slopppy, sloppy, SLOPPY play basically all over the pitch. Even if they had their chances up front, and should have scored first, crappy defense gave us a punch in the face.

After half time Drillo obviously gave them a verbal beating, and 10 minutes after John Arne Riise were given time and a clear sight to the goal at the edge of the box after a cross missed everyone and hammered in 1-1 with his "famous" left leg. A nice shot to be honest, even if I was disgusted after seeing his mom in the stands. Would you believe me when I said that she is his and his brother's agent(don't know if she's still the agent of John Arne)? And she complains as much as any agent in the media as well, making her a full time cunt.

Then with 89 minutes on the clock Norway managed to fumble in a 2-1 lead. It wasn't pretty, but it was a goal. 3 minutes added time. Then Norway gave a show worthy of a bunch of 11 yo playing for fun. Crappy defense once again gave Finland an equaliser. I wonder how it is possible.

However, they salvaged the win after Gamst Pedersen(the Blackburn player who probably uses more time fixing his hair than playing on the pitch) fired an absolute cracker some 20 meters out.
If that wasn't good enough during the celebration he punched the air the way you do when you show someone the finger(or two if you do it England style). He also placed his hand behind his ears, basically telling them "Where's your complaining now?" The post match commentators gave him a hard time for this, saying something like
"Even if the fans were whisteling on the team and showing their disgust for a lousy performance, he shouldn't do that. That's not the way to act."

Fuck off. That's exactly the way to do it. Not only do you show that you can do it, that you can score a goal, but you emphasize it by almost showing them the finger(or almost). If say that a dude is gay and he counters by hooking up with the hottest chick in the city(although we all know that Cashley Cunt Cole is secretly gay) the "gay" dude is fully allowed to show you the finger. You tell someone they can't do it, they do it, and you recieve the finger in the end for your stupidity.

That said, there was a reason the supporters were complaining. The lads played rubbish and didn't do what Drillo had told them to do. They ran around like the Newcastle defense when they visited Emirates earlier this season. If it hadn't been for a good Bjørn Helge Riise(yes, the younger brother of John Arne) working hard as a defensive midfielder(reminded me a lot of Matthieu Flamini, although not as good) the score would have been a lot worse for Norway's part. If he continues to perform like that in international matches, and especially against Scotland, I wouldn't be surprised to see him taking a trip to PL soon. He got some good potential, and if that SMS(I can tell you lot about that later) sending brother of his can do it, then I see no reason why he can't.

Enough football, let's talk about me. I woke up sick today. Felt like I had a splinter in my mouth annoying me that wouldn't move no matter what or how much I drank. Think it's gone now, but still bloody annoying. I hate being sick. Come to think of it, maybe a good whisky could have solved it. By the way, to all you who think I drink Jack Daniels, I can assure you that I've tried it once and will probably never try it again. It's whisky for newbies, those who have never tried whisky or cognac before and if you drink it more than five times but can't move on to proper whisky(everything from Ireland or Scotland) you should be ashamed of yourself and go back to beer and wine.

It's spring, and the nice weather is coming along, well everywhere except here it seems. The weather here is fucking shait, and someone should give God a kick in the arse for not giving us a better climate. Spring equals sun, not rain rain and more fucking rain followed by winds that will tear up mountains.

With spring you also get lambs. Those that live in the city probably now think "Awww, the cute little lambs running around and being super cute." Here's the reality; they are dumb, stupid and ignorant. Lambs are wolf in sheep's clothes. I'm not kidding, they fucking are. They run around and piss and shit everywhere, and they are annoying in every possible way. It is actually nice to see the big truck drive away filled with lambs going straight to the slaughter house. I prefer a lamb medium done on my plate rather than a lamb running around "being cute".

Maybe I'll have something more interesting tomorrow...