New day = new stuff

So, it's a new day and I actually got a haircut. I like it so much.... or maybe I'm just bullshitting again. Only thing I notice about my hair is that it's shorter. I have no idea if it looks better now, but I honestly don't care.

So, what should I whine about today? I think I'm gonna give Jan Thomas a good beating today. for those of you who don't know the bugger, he's a styling "expert", or as we call him; The Botox King. Married to a boy(yes, he is homosexual) 22 years younger, which in itself isn't all that bad(although still a bit weird. The 22 years younger thing, not being homosexual), but when you see that the man is in full midlife crisis, everybody should laugh at the idiot. If it had been five years ago the bastard would have gone to jail for being a pedo.

Anyway, the "expert" has had more than his 15 minutes of fame and, like everybody else who has gotten their face plastered all over the media for more than a day, he has decided to go into the music business. On iTunes he charges 30NOK(£ 3 or US $4,5) where 25 of these 30 kroners will go to cancer organisations. Now that is not a bad thing, BUT THE BOTOX MAN CAN'T SING! If Guantanamo had still been open they could send the music there and after 10 minutes playing in the camp you would have 50 guys saying they were the masterminds behind 9/11. Squeling pigs makes better music than he does. It should be criminal. Why do they allow people like that to stick their botox filled face in the media, or let them sing? I was shaking my head when bin Laden said that the West had a society of low morale and standards(i.e. the West is a shait community), but that was until I heard the Botoxpig squeel. If this gets around the world you would even have the most radical Republicans screaming "Death to the West" in no time.

Which brings me to my second matter. I'm for opening up dodgy medical experiments on humans again, e.g. how long can a person live without food or water in a cold cell with no windows. So who should we put in there? I think we should throw in some of the worst criminals in our society today. I don't mean murderers and rapists, but those that make crappy commercials.

Not only do the assholes interrupt the match analasis with commercial, but they give me crap commercials that would tip psyciatric patients over the edge and start on a killing spree. Mostly these commercials are commercials for shampoo and toiltpaper. Doesn't anyone check if it is actually worth sending? Isn't there anyone that looks at the commercial and stick their eyes out with a blunt object after seeing this? Is there a CEO of a company that cries himself to sleep after watching the commercial, realising that what he has spent decades to build up has collapsed due to a group of brainless idiots that think it's a good idea to show the softness of a toiletpaper by having a family bring out a roll for everyone to use as a pillow when taking a nap after a picnic?
If I were elected PM of Norway I'd make sure that there was a controlboard or something making sure that these cruel and evil "humans" get what they deserve. I bet that bad commercials are against the human rights. If it isn't it certainly should be.

On to the positive things of life. Not much, to be honest, but I bet there is something I can smile about. I just realised I have cold coke in the fridge. Tastes pretty good.

Until next time.