The Surrender of Sarah Palin

So Sarah Palin has finally surrendered, and now the reason for why she is quitting as the Alaska governor is starting to flow like we would expect. Some says that she was pressured by it, some say it was because the FBI was investigating her while others probably blame little green men from Mars.

However, the final push that drove her over the edge was when King David Letterman said that her daughter had been knocked up by a New York Yankes baseballplayer. Letterman had some bad intelligence though, as he was told that it was Palin's daughter(which could have been the 18yo that was knocked up during the election), it was infact her 14yo daughter, with 4 years to before reaching the age of consent. It was an honest mistake by Letterman.

She has now demanded an apology from David Letterman to her and all the young women in the US. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You honestly thing that David Letterman would give an apology when the demand comes from a republican, or simply a politician? Are you really that stupid? I thought you said you were smart, although the "I know foreign politics. I can see Russia from my house" comment may have reduced many people's faith in your intelligence and ability to cope as a person with power over anything more than the outback of the US.

Even though she is quoted to have said

I'm not a person who quits. I'm a fighter

She has still decided that it's time to... quit. Yes, Sarah Palin, you are a quitter and not a fighter. Did you expect that the media wouldn't make fun of you just because you are a female politician? You're a republican(which makes you even more vulnerable to attacks) and basically a politician as well who managed to make more retarded quotes than George Bush did in 8 years in the Oval Office. Ok, maybe not, but she still managed to cock it up more times than anyone expected.

If you step in the salad, for the love of God stand still.

The meaning of this quote is that if you have said something stupid don't try to explain why you've said it by saything something more stupid, just change the fucking subject. You didn't. I'm temped to sing "One election, and you fucked it up", but I'm not because I don't feel like singing at the moment.

Nonetheless, David Letterman did what half the republican party couldn't: Make Sarah Palin quit politics. If he was a British, he would have been knighted.

On a different note, I'm going to start introducing "Game of the Week", where I pick out a simple Interent game that you can play at home, at school when the teacher isn't looking or at work when the boss is busy doing his/her secretary.

This week it's Click Play, game where you are just going to find the Play Button by clicking on things. Second level is increadibly frustrating.

http://click.play.fizzlebot.com/

Until next time, quitters.